Fire Rabbit

Owner of p-anarchy.com & Discord Mod since April 2025.

Pan

Founder of p-anarchy

Leader of 2b2t Goliath Incursion 2024-2025

Player: Murder_She_Wrote

First out of Spawn 30K with HACKS/1st to world border with Hacks

Player: JetFIGHTER (JustADude)

first out of spawn 30k in VANILLA. Goliath OG and a legendary player and hacker.

Player: The Almighty - WeakSpaget

Finder of many Pans, Winner of many Harvests, builder of the biggest lava casts at spawn and Goliath OG. Turned evil in 2025 and joined Synful.

Player: SYNFUL -

Blank lego-man face gives me chills. Originally Goliath second-in-command before betrayal to the spawn masons. Synful was one of the first griefers on pANARCHY and was responsible for a mass casualty event at spawn where Pan’s friends were all wiped out over the course of a week. This caused the permanent departure from pANARCHY of Goliath founding member Zebra. CAUTION: HIGHLY DANGEROUS PLAYER.

Player: Pink Balls

Pink Balls is Goliath’s latest griefer, joining us at BlackStar in early 2025. Balls is known for wearing the face of JohnnySyns.

Player: iGriefed (Chiekn)

A leading spawn mason and hater of pANARCHY.

Just tragic.

Player: Hausecat Purpur

A cat of few words, but is currently NightmareTrick’s leading hacker and a formidable feline.

Player/Queen: Kenny
Da bombass queen of pANARACHY

Pan’s queen specifically, and proper Goliath OG. Kenny’s corpse head, unfortunately, litters more areas of the kingdom than any other player. A testament to Kenny’s relentless struggles for Goliath, and her many deaths along the way.

Player: Kong Hong Dong

Was once NightmareTrick’s favorite pet, but now is in the regular troop after a falling out. Kong is still a regular griefer for Nightmare, but appears to be a lower level goon nowadays.

Player: Dimensions

Dimensions has joined NoSleep as part of the Lawless. Dim will kill all he encounters without mercy, and he stalks the map at all hours.

Player: PeggYU

Claims to have the best name on pANARCHY.

Player: JohnnySyns

Otherwise known as “gaybo”, this is a highly dangerous, partboy alt of Synful. Do not mess with this highly dangerous player! The expressionless pink face is the last thing you’ll ever see.

Player: Squid5596

Dead on a road, by a black pyramid.

Squid is current boatfly captain of the Kingdom of pANARCHY.

Player: BenjiWally

Founder of Lunar Anarchy and a legendary player. Wally has joined with Pan and Goliath to conquer all of Minecraft.

Players: The Acoustic Children

Included in the Hall of Fame for simply being the coolest twins on p-anarchy. Introduced to us by player Buno.

Player: CPU_Cooler

CPU is King of the Nether, and a hard-working highway builder. CPU has suffered greatly on mission to help tame the open Nether so that players may escape spawn. Ally of Goliath.

Player: Plushie

The undisputed Bedrock Queen of p-anarchy. First to World Border in Bedrock and Plushie joins Kenny, Pegg and Val as one of the coolest girls on the server.

Player: WillyGoat 69

Willy makes it for taking the most brutal arrow barrage of all time.

Our Benefactor/Multiple Alt King: NZ3

2b2t warhorse and master of strategy and 666D Chess. NZ might have 100 alts on p-anarchy and nobody would ever know.

Player: Killer Grandma

Holds record as being NZ3’s weirdest alt.

Very abusive in chat and appears to have a gambling addiction. Best avoid this player.

Player: killer grandpa

Arriving on p-anarchy a few weeks after killer grandma, killer G-pah completes the hardcore duo of the killer grandparents. They now have a youtube channel @killergrandparents

Player: Buno With Juno

Blue-hooded Buno allied early with JetFighter for a daring escape to Pumpkin Castle. Buno is a relentless spawn runner and is known for griefing Hotler at spawn. Thank you, Buno!

Player: Kaltarok

Progressing from obituary to hall of fame, Kaltarok has proven himself an expert navigator of the p-anarchy wastelands.

Player: W0k

W0k got out past 50K with zero deaths from his first spawn at 0’0. Incredible. It was done again shortly afterwards by W0k close associated - Player: Riverside Lodge.

earth snake

The heart and soul of p-anarchy.

Player: kennykendall279”

“The other kenny” gets on the Hall for being the baddest female player on p-anarchy (sorry killer grandma).

Player/Admin: the Ghost of Goliath

Goliath OG and the only loyal-from-the-beginning member. Helped with early server setup.

Player: NightmareTrick

Number 1 ANARCHY Bad Bay

Leader of Goliath’s Dragon Horde. Bought the files to p-anarchy in Feb, 2025.

Player: ConductHail
otherwise known as Unit Zen. Senior Covenant Leader and a gateway to NightmareTrick. ConductHail was also almost first out of spawn in vanilla.

Player: Frotgirl

A main gang member and griefer of Synful. Makes cool videos as galicaea-youtube (now famously in a FitMC video too! Congrats Frot!).

Frotgirl was with Synful, Lucid5, RaknGrondman, vape in the early spawn killing in Nov-Dec 2024. Known alts are Fatima Al Assad and girlhole

Player: BoatBoi

pANARCHY main journalist and camera man. Tech genius. Known for dying a lot.

Player: Spettrocat

Linked Horizon, or so I’m told. Known for having a very bad temper.

Player: tTetris

One of Pan Anarchy’s most mysterious players. Holds record for most elusive and most unknown. Soldier of NightmareTrick.

Player: GenghisGOAT

NightmareTrick’s leading General, alongside Goblin.

Genghis is a pure occultist and main builder of cursed ziggurats on pANARCHY.

Player: Goblin_P_NICE
Not to be mistaken for P Noose, P Nice is genuinely the nicest player on the server. P Nice is in constant battle with NoSleep, who appears to be targeting Nice for no good reason at all.

Player: Fatima Al Assad

Friend of frotgirl. Possibly a lover too.

Player: Swavez

Swavez has the most remote and lonely ocean death tomb in the Kingdom.

He’s also a leading MelonMoob and hacker of the End Dimension.

Player: TommyPickles561

Friend of Squid, and excellent taste in toons. We love (early seasons) Rugrats! Almost on par with early Ren and Stimpy.

Player: gLITch-daclown

Nobody has any idea who, or what, this thing is. It has a glitched player name, so we call him Glitch. We were photo bombed by gLITch once and then never saw this creature again.

Player: Faxmachine

Bigtime NOCOM 2b2t hacker, dead on WS’s pANARCHY spawn pyramid

Player: Jetsada

Finder of many Pans, Goliath OG.

Player: Mashaa the Bear

Part of Synful’s gang, arguably Synful’s number 2. Was Goliath OG on 2b2t prior to betrayal, and at one point was even a Goliath Senior Leader. Now at permanent war with Goliath. Has tried to hack pANARCHY server multiple times.

Player: RakNGrondman

Synful’s key killer and the builder of the infamous lag machine that crashed pANARCHY’s server.

We dig Rak’s dog head skin, even tho he’s a sworn enemy.

Player: Fe4rless

Bigshot 10 mil sub player, dead on the pyramids at 0’0

We expected more…

Player: Zebra

Goliath OG and one of the founding members. Ended up quitting minecraft after getting multi-killed and then obsidian trapped at pANARCHY spawn in the first week. Makes yt vids @ ultranety

Player: WARTnamedSimon

Was once of Nightmare’s shinobis, but now works for NoSleep. Ex-counterstrike king, now p-Anarchy diehard.

Player: Goblin_P_NOOSE

NightmareTrick’s leading general, alongside GenghisGoat. Goblin_P_Noose is often leading assaults for Nightmare.

Player: NoSleep

Possibly the creepiest player on pANARCHY. Apparently, he does not sleep. And his record for being most-online player proves it. NoSleep was working alongside NightmareTrick, but has now broken away to form his own gang, whom we term the Lawless.

Player: Val lum

Val is a friend of Kenny’s. Val is 100% with the good guys, and is known to help new players. Val has also somehow made friends with NightmareTrick and his gang. MPV (Most Player Value) - by far the most helpful non-binary on pANARCHY.

Player: Trix3rM4st3r

Developer of vapehack and first to get a world border double (nether and OW).

End Dimension next?

Player: ProBartekPro

Suspected Spawn Melon until he clarifies it.

Player: Vapecats (ex -Elder Guardian of Goliath)

Vapecats is, by far, one of the most dangerous players on the map. He’s also a traitor. Vape’s dead head, in the player pic, is housed in the tip of this obsidian monument (censored).

This location is famous on pANARCHY. It’s where Vapecats collided headfirst with a lava wall, died, and came back as Freddy Krueger!

Player: 25K25 (formerly Klan25)

Our first German player. On first attempt, Klan25 made it out of central spawn before death.

Tiger Tank player!

Player: cornfucius

The Thinking Man’s Corn Symbol. Cornfucius came to p-anarchy to help us with our bedrock skins, and has earned himself a HOF mention (partly because the skin rocks too!). Thanks, Cornfucious!

Player: Pooktato (Formerly SheepEater)

A chronic name changer. Pooktato has said that he will become Fishtato soon. Pook is a cool guy, new friend of JetFighter, and seems to be very good at PvP! Watch out!

Player: ForestBot

Introduced to us by Kaltarok, Forest Bot is easily p-anarchy’s most acoustic player. He keeps track of everything that happens on the server, in minute detail. Thanks Kal and Febzey! Forest Bot lives in the End, in a forest.

Player: Riverside Lodge

Following w0k, Riverside Lodge also escaped p-anarchy spawn with zero deaths. Unbelievable. Well done River!

Player: Phantomtherat

Last seen running to the Badlands, down a straight road out of Central Spawn. Never seen again (and famous for it).