OBITUARIES MARCH 2025 - onwards

Player: sovietdrunk

Soviet is a hardcore spawn runner and lava cast gazer. He’s died will partaking in spawn activities a few times now.

Player: Mr Noob

Mr Noob goes out in style, parking his corpse on the beginner’s ledge in a sea of bodies strewn across the cobble.

Player: SkuaSeptember

Spawn Guardian Skua, pictured here after a plummet onto ice

Player: Ojey

The actual head of Ojey44, one of p-anarchy’s top death-ers. Head here was found in March 2025 in a spawn tunnel.

Player: Melon Man Bot

An awesome piece of p-anarchy history has been uncovered by FighterJet. This creature, Melon Man Bot, was Synful’s main kill account for the spawn massacres of Nov-Jan 24-25. This player probably has a higher kill count than any other.

Player: Phantom

Phantom got phantom-punched by the cold, stone fists of p-anarchy 0’0.

Player: CH Tripl

CH found death before a very fortunate encounter with the Kits Santa (NightmareTrick). We hope CH is far from 0’0 now.

Player: H_erbaciany

Herb planted his corpse in the cobble garden.

Player: DemonNick

Demon Nick (shot in the dick).

Player: DeerShotDead

Deer Shot found faded on Obi.

Player: God of Gecko

God of Gecko drowned in a puddle by the water wall at spawn.

Player: Jerri

Jerri didn’t ferry very well at spawn.

Player: ImConnor

Connor died on a dark beach, somewhere out on the wasteland.

Player: Krocco10

Krocco made it further than most, but died in the dreaded spawn alcoves under the obi roof.

Player: NickPlayerGr01

Nick strikingly resembles Kong Hong Dong. Maybe a fan? Maybe a future base mate?

Player: Stoneplat

Stoneplat died at sunset.

Player: mihne_ever

That’s not an Enderman. That’s the dead face of mihne, with dead purple eyes.

Player: Pineapple_123

A gifted spawn runner, Pineapple made his escape with relatively few deaths recorded.

Player: glass_sinewaves

Glass was found dead here under a flooded lava cast. Since then, Glass has joined Skua as a main spawn defender.

Player: Calat

Calat was decimated by a Warden and is yet to recover. We tried to warn him.

Player: Digold

Digold is an Arch Indian Mage and leader of his own magic guild. He will probably be in the Hall of Fame soon. Pictured here in a watery spawn pit, dead with a smile.

Player: That Pesky Ray

Pesky, in his cute duck face, wasn’t cute enough for the jagged edges of spawn.

Player: Beskhu

Beskhu was found dead here in Nether weeds. A known associate of ClubnBabySeals, and a top shelf player.

Player: Cramwich

Cramwich died and got brutally laughed at in chat. He then logged out forever.

Player: AngryPopTart

Dead in the deadly 500-block zone, amongst obsidian sculptures.

Player: WillyGoat 69

Willy Goat, tongue out, dead (but not for long - he’s in the Hall of Fame now).

Player: .Olibot13 (second account)

Olibot’s second bedrock account meets death under pyramid.

Player: thynameisjared

Jared found some nice bamboo to die near, as the wind of the wasteland whistles through the cobbles.

Player: Mixldn

Mixldn mixing with death

Player: curtaincall

curtaincall met his Curtain Call in the p-anarchy Nether.

Player: Aindrigo

Aindrigo aint coming come for dinner.

Player: Onion Baby

Onion is an absolute spawn death champion who has become an expert on the unending suffering of spawn escape.

Player: yabba008

Yabba died in a popular death pit over Easter break.

Player: Nikolai2244

Nikolai’s disembodied head floats eerily at spawn, gazing lifelessly over cobble waste.

Player: LizzieTheWitch

Lizzie died on a popular spawn exit road, strewn with corpses, just outside the 500 block dead zone.

Player: LingoJ

LingoJ dead as a doornail.

Player: xcis_

xcis_ was found on a lava cast ledge, beside an old corpse of CPU_cooler.

Player: citrated

On a bamboo farm, far from spawn, lies the head of citrated, friend of benjiwally.

Player: Killduxban

Kill is a new arrival on the Anarchy circuit and has formed fast friends with NightmareTrick. This does not mean that Kill has been able to escape death.

Player: X4ria

On a lonely cobble pillar, by the waterfalls at spawn, lies the corpse of x4ria.

Player: Acoustic Child 14

Joining the Acoustic Twins 12 and 13 for just a short time, before deciding that p-anarchy was too dang hard-ingtons.

Player: Uraverageredhead

Readhead is dead in the Nether if you want to go see the head. It is a one-of-a-kind.

Player: Taxeniz

Spawn at spawn. One of my fav comics.

Player: _Supr

_Supr was pole-axed by p-anarchy spawn.

Player: Oil Bot

Oil Bot……..left to rot.

Player: SoulValley

Soul Valley in the valley of the dead.

Player: RiversideLodge

River finally succumbed, but this was not before founding the now-famous p-anarchy group Benis Bros. River also accomplished an unbelievable no-deaths run, before greeting oblivion at long last.

Player: ElonMuskRat

Elon was incincerated by a lithium battery-powered Warden in the p-anarchy Nether.

Player: Benzei

Benzei planted his corpse head in a wither infested cobble garden.

Player: Magblx

Mag got mag-dumped by spawn wardens.

Player: Dogs5757

Dogs got doggied by mobs at w0k’s castle.

Player: Hexalyth

Hexalyth experienced death on the hexed wastelands.

Player: Domsly

Domsly got Domslied.

Player: Jeddison

What can we say? Jeddison died a typical “didn’t get very far” p-anarchy death.

Player: Mc_151

Mc in a beautiful double death atop the 0’0 pyramid.

Player: moiste3

Moiste3 slipped over on the wet patch and broke his neck.

Player: CokeAddictTeko

As the name implies, a stroke happened and Teko died as a direct result of his addiction. For the record, we officially recommend clear-headed spawn escape.

Player: Armandood

Capped outside central spawn, Armandood is a Lunar Anarchy legend and a valued p-anarchy member and corpse.

Player: Furtive Wings

Pictured here wearing the head of NoSleep, Furtive was end-crystal-yeeted by Pook and was not thrilled at all.

Player: Codeflake

Code was curb stomped right here on this cast. He hasn’t made it back since.

Player: Cadgam

Cadgam died in a green santa hat at spawn.

Player: SquishyWater

Squishy got squished down at the spawn farm.

Player: Silly Guitar

SillyG ain’t messin’. He’s far from 0’0 now after just a few deaths.

Player: Frusterdated

Frusterdated dated death.

Player: Vidvrh

Vidvrh joins the dead. This was just prior to massive flows of lava incinerating Vid’s head, along with hundreds of others. This photo is a nice timestamp of the moment’s before p-anarchy turned into Mt Vesuvius.

Player: Drizzle

Drizzle fizzled out and lost all desire to live.

Player: w0kBot

w0kBot ran out of XP.

Player: Leaf Wand

Leaf shriveled up and blew away.

Player: notw0k

As the name says, notw0k is a very good player, having only 1 death recorded in the Nether so far.

Player: cantseee

cantsee was blinded by Wardens and murdered over Easter.

Player: Kubans

Kubans couldn’t come up for air fast enough.

Player: Katukazu

Kat died on an M.C. Escher staircase.

Player: St_Honey

St_Honey meets an unholy demise.

Player: The_Dried_Bean

In a long, dark obi tunnel at spawn, Bean’s corpse lies under a water trickle.