
OBITUARIES MARCH 2025 - onwards
Player: sovietdrunk
Soviet is a hardcore spawn runner and lava cast gazer. He’s died will partaking in spawn activities a few times now.
Player: Mr Noob
Mr Noob goes out in style, parking his corpse on the beginner’s ledge in a sea of bodies strewn across the cobble.
Player: SkuaSeptember
Spawn Guardian Skua, pictured here after a plummet onto ice
Player: Ojey
The actual head of Ojey44, one of p-anarchy’s top death-ers. Head here was found in March 2025 in a spawn tunnel.
Player: Melon Man Bot
An awesome piece of p-anarchy history has been uncovered by FighterJet. This creature, Melon Man Bot, was Synful’s main kill account for the spawn massacres of Nov-Jan 24-25. This player probably has a higher kill count than any other.
Player: Phantom
Phantom got phantom-punched by the cold, stone fists of p-anarchy 0’0.
Player: CH Tripl
CH found death before a very fortunate encounter with the Kits Santa (NightmareTrick). We hope CH is far from 0’0 now.
Player: H_erbaciany
Herb planted his corpse in the cobble garden.
Player: DemonNick
Demon Nick (shot in the dick).
Player: DeerShotDead
Deer Shot found faded on Obi.
Player: God of Gecko
God of Gecko drowned in a puddle by the water wall at spawn.
Player: Jerri
Jerri didn’t ferry very well at spawn.
Player: ImConnor
Connor died on a dark beach, somewhere out on the wasteland.
Player: Krocco10
Krocco made it further than most, but died in the dreaded spawn alcoves under the obi roof.
Player: NickPlayerGr01
Nick strikingly resembles Kong Hong Dong. Maybe a fan? Maybe a future base mate?
Player: Stoneplat
Stoneplat died at sunset.
Player: mihne_ever
That’s not an Enderman. That’s the dead face of mihne, with dead purple eyes.
Player: Pineapple_123
A gifted spawn runner, Pineapple made his escape with relatively few deaths recorded.
Player: glass_sinewaves
Glass was found dead here under a flooded lava cast. Since then, Glass has joined Skua as a main spawn defender.
Player: Calat
Calat was decimated by a Warden and is yet to recover. We tried to warn him.
Player: Digold
Digold is an Arch Indian Mage and leader of his own magic guild. He will probably be in the Hall of Fame soon. Pictured here in a watery spawn pit, dead with a smile.
Player: That Pesky Ray
Pesky, in his cute duck face, wasn’t cute enough for the jagged edges of spawn.
Player: Beskhu
Beskhu was found dead here in Nether weeds. A known associate of ClubnBabySeals, and a top shelf player.
Player: Cramwich
Cramwich died and got brutally laughed at in chat. He then logged out forever.
Player: AngryPopTart
Dead in the deadly 500-block zone, amongst obsidian sculptures.
Player: WillyGoat 69
Willy Goat, tongue out, dead (but not for long - he’s in the Hall of Fame now).
Player: .Olibot13 (second account)
Olibot’s second bedrock account meets death under pyramid.
Player: thynameisjared
Jared found some nice bamboo to die near, as the wind of the wasteland whistles through the cobbles.
Player: Mixldn
Mixldn mixing with death
Player: curtaincall
curtaincall met his Curtain Call in the p-anarchy Nether.
Player: Aindrigo
Aindrigo aint coming come for dinner.
Player: Onion Baby
Onion is an absolute spawn death champion who has become an expert on the unending suffering of spawn escape.
Player: yabba008
Yabba died in a popular death pit over Easter break.
Player: Nikolai2244
Nikolai’s disembodied head floats eerily at spawn, gazing lifelessly over cobble waste.
Player: LizzieTheWitch
Lizzie died on a popular spawn exit road, strewn with corpses, just outside the 500 block dead zone.
Player: LingoJ
LingoJ dead as a doornail.
Player: xcis_
xcis_ was found on a lava cast ledge, beside an old corpse of CPU_cooler.
Player: citrated
On a bamboo farm, far from spawn, lies the head of citrated, friend of benjiwally.
Player: Killduxban
Kill is a new arrival on the Anarchy circuit and has formed fast friends with NightmareTrick. This does not mean that Kill has been able to escape death.
Player: X4ria
On a lonely cobble pillar, by the waterfalls at spawn, lies the corpse of x4ria.
Player: Acoustic Child 14
Joining the Acoustic Twins 12 and 13 for just a short time, before deciding that p-anarchy was too dang hard-ingtons.
Player: Uraverageredhead
Readhead is dead in the Nether if you want to go see the head. It is a one-of-a-kind.
Player: Taxeniz
Spawn at spawn. One of my fav comics.
Player: _Supr
_Supr was pole-axed by p-anarchy spawn.
Player: Oil Bot
Oil Bot……..left to rot.
Player: SoulValley
Soul Valley in the valley of the dead.
Player: RiversideLodge
River finally succumbed, but this was not before founding the now-famous p-anarchy group Benis Bros. River also accomplished an unbelievable no-deaths run, before greeting oblivion at long last.
Player: ElonMuskRat
Elon was incincerated by a lithium battery-powered Warden in the p-anarchy Nether.
Player: Benzei
Benzei planted his corpse head in a wither infested cobble garden.
Player: Magblx
Mag got mag-dumped by spawn wardens.
Player: Dogs5757
Dogs got doggied by mobs at w0k’s castle.
Player: Hexalyth
Hexalyth experienced death on the hexed wastelands.
Player: Domsly
Domsly got Domslied.
Player: Jeddison
What can we say? Jeddison died a typical “didn’t get very far” p-anarchy death.
Player: Mc_151
Mc in a beautiful double death atop the 0’0 pyramid.
Player: moiste3
Moiste3 slipped over on the wet patch and broke his neck.
Player: CokeAddictTeko
As the name implies, a stroke happened and Teko died as a direct result of his addiction. For the record, we officially recommend clear-headed spawn escape.
Player: Armandood
Capped outside central spawn, Armandood is a Lunar Anarchy legend and a valued p-anarchy member and corpse.
Player: Furtive Wings
Pictured here wearing the head of NoSleep, Furtive was end-crystal-yeeted by Pook and was not thrilled at all.
Player: Codeflake
Code was curb stomped right here on this cast. He hasn’t made it back since.
Player: Cadgam
Cadgam died in a green santa hat at spawn.
Player: SquishyWater
Squishy got squished down at the spawn farm.
Player: Silly Guitar
SillyG ain’t messin’. He’s far from 0’0 now after just a few deaths.
Player: Frusterdated
Frusterdated dated death.
Player: Vidvrh
Vidvrh joins the dead. This was just prior to massive flows of lava incinerating Vid’s head, along with hundreds of others. This photo is a nice timestamp of the moment’s before p-anarchy turned into Mt Vesuvius.
Player: Drizzle
Drizzle fizzled out and lost all desire to live.
Player: w0kBot
w0kBot ran out of XP.
Player: Leaf Wand
Leaf shriveled up and blew away.
Player: notw0k
As the name says, notw0k is a very good player, having only 1 death recorded in the Nether so far.
Player: cantseee
cantsee was blinded by Wardens and murdered over Easter.
Player: Kubans
Kubans couldn’t come up for air fast enough.
Player: Katukazu
Kat died on an M.C. Escher staircase.
Player: St_Honey
St_Honey meets an unholy demise.
Player: The_Dried_Bean
In a long, dark obi tunnel at spawn, Bean’s corpse lies under a water trickle.